misandryad

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

thebootydiaries

me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me: look at this meme real quick

fagsexuality

a girl that’s on a “DO NOT PROMOTE” list at work shared this ahshdhdhdhdhdh

litreader

Maybe she’s trying to get off the list, damn

fagsexuality

she smokes crack in our walkin fridge and hit me with a pool ball, the seven of stripes

thefinefriend

if you’ve ever kissed me, you’re welcome.

supremeputa

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timebombtakahashi

he’s beautiful 

nonbicanary

who?

timebombtakahashi

the bisexual boy reading this